What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”